Work and workers

I enjoy my work. I really do. What I don't like are my co-workers. It's a stretch to call them 'co-workers' because 1. they are not co-operative; and 2. they do not work.
I only hear them when a client calls, because that's when it's important to be heard walking along the corridors, screaming. And then the final shut of the flip phone, the audible sigh of frustration. And then, back to politics and video games.