Harry Potter Thoughts n a Law Firm

What if they gave bonus in kind? Like dowry- a car, some metrosexual silver jewellery, a trip to France.
What if they gaev bonus as potluck, your gift in chits? Dip your hand-you could win a Swiss watch (sorry I am not cool enough to insert a suitable brand, and T.H and Rolex won't do), a trip to Simla, or even a job at a foreign law firm.
All this is good talk if you want to impress a girl. It must be said in a husky voice else it makes the guy saying it look too hee-hee. And no use of hand gestures.