Mother

Somehow my mother never asks me to get married. I was hoping for a lot of photographs and profiles so I could feel like a sexual god, so many women so little time kind of thing, but nothing.
Maybe she thinks I am still too young.
I have no idea why people get married. I think it's just to keep everyone quiet. So it's like the Tipping Point (intellectual quota of the week done): you marry when there's a lot of noise about the lack of it in your life. Noise= From outside + within your dirty porn-infested heart.