Philosophy

I think the cell phone is like fire. A bad master, a good slave.
See, how profound I am?
It should be a statutory health warning under cellphone ads, like the health scare for cigarettes ad. Show me one guy who dies from ciggies and I will show you five who died from plain old age.
[A girl is after me. I don't know what to do. I was after her, then I lost interest, so now she is after me. How bored we all are, to do all this, when there are so many Filmfares and All ERs and Krishna Iyer judgments to read.]