Thursday, November 09, 2006

UBS Woman

Someone at UBS Warburg has read 62 pages of this blog. Who are you? Are you an attractive woman who can trade finance job for blow job? No? Why? You need to assess your values in life, and your priorities.
I am a mysterious stranger who can marry you, take care of you, make you have children, and look like a decent complete woman in front of society instead of a loose type with short minis and high heels going about pleasing everyone except a family.
If you are blonde, all the better. You know Indian men love blonds, no. That's why these days even Bollywood extras have yellow hair.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!This is the first time someone has acknowledged me on their blog..and dedicated a whole post to me.Double wow!thrills in my otherwise boring workday.And oh,I'm not blonde.Interesting blog :-)

5:50 AM  
Blogger The Happy Lawyer said...

How did I know you are a woman, and in London? Marry me (subject to my parents' approval).

6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wokay!you bring mummy papa to london,we will fix date.how did you know I was a woman and in london?

8:36 AM  
Blogger Vijayeta said...

Whoa! Awesome blog progression... Or Life progression, whatever the case may be. Dropped by here ater a long absence from the blogosphere and a few lines/words did catch my eye...
High on substance... Check Point Charlie... travelling to Bombay... Cell phone philosophy... Strange expectations...and working weekends.
...And i stayed long enough to comment...Gawd! Is life much the same for most of us? Only difference is, I travel to Delhi and i love it :P

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Ive read (almost) 62 pages of your blog.. how come I don't get a post all of my own? Hmmpphh... Just cuz Im not blonde, or from UBS whatever.

4:51 AM  
Blogger The Happy Lawyer said...

Thanks, Vijayeta. Circus Queen? That picture is good either in vintage porn or on the box of Diwali fireworks. Sexie.
And anon, there will be a page dedicted to you. The SiteMeter is a witness that you have read almost 62 pages. If you are not blonde, then are you willing to act like one, loose and wild, dancing with arbit Indian men like Samantha Fox with Bappi Lahiri?

4:57 AM  
Blogger Vijayeta said...

Vintage porn??? Never thought of THAT! Kitschy cool is more what i was thinking. But yes, sexy nonetheless ;)

12:40 AM  

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