Saturday, March 03, 2007

Alvida [as Happy the Lawyer]

Thanks for the stopping by and for your wonderful comments.

For the awesome girls who e-mailed me with flirts ["please do not publish this but i think you are really cute...xoxoxoxoxo"]: I am actually a woman and the straight male population is divided into the braver ones who have had a declared crush on me and those who had an undeclared crush.

And never fall in love with an online persona. And rarely with an offline one. And don't spend so much time online, seriously....

For the guys who asked me with a smile "do you know who writes this blog?" I knew that you already knew but I played along to humour your small thrills. I am smarter than you, don't forget that:-)


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Awkay, saw I wrote this blawg in owrdere to experiment with my writing skills, and now I plan to write in the voice of a 43 year old housewife in Delhi.

Same blog, same writer.

It will suffer to the extent that the optimal language should be Hindi here, and what will arrive will be a self-translation.

OK then bye, keep phoning, and drive safely in Holi. If you had stayed on for a few more minutes, I would have packed you some stuffed mattar parathas, they are almost ready, but you say you are in a hurry. Tea is being made in the kitchen- why don't you have tea and then go? What's the hurry? Some girlfriend? Haha. Don't think I don't know. We were also your-age once.

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11 Comments:

Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Jaaa.
How about sticking around, for the sake of those of us who just liked reading your bitching?

J.A.P.

2:16 AM  
Blogger stiletto said...

:)

3:55 AM  
Anonymous niyati said...

Yeah BB, i knew it too :)))... and the impending shutdown.

Looking fwd to the next avtaar!

10:02 AM  
Blogger The Happy Lawyer said...

Thanks, everyone (sorry anon I had to delete your comment.)
Life will end like this too one day though perhaps without the assistance of Blogger.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous ektara lawyer said...

We would all miss Happy associate.

We would miss the cover up gossip about law firms, the kind that keeps NLS lawyers alive, if NLS lawyers had nothing to bitch about, there would be in obvilion by now.

bring back happy associate. Alteast, all of us clifford chance would know what's the hop from india.

4:02 AM  
Anonymous diabolical_anecdote said...

Whilst i used to frequently drop by and catch up on the ol gossip, Happy Associate, from frankly who cares who the person behind it is, gave us a dose of the kind of stuff that happens in law firms in asia. most of all, i miss the funny experiences and observations, especially about the reference to drafts and contracts. a lot like the experiences of Dilbert, only this one is real. Bring this blog back to life whoever you are. I'm Indian by decent..and i work in McKinsey Seattle, the experiences is a lot like the garbage we see every day, partner, associate, weaselness and the occaional inturn... its funny..!!. COME BACK!!..PLEASE>>!!.

11:11 AM  
Blogger The Happy Lawyer said...

thanks everyone.

i feel i shouldn't be blogging this way. it's silly and irresponsible. btw have you ever run into bill around redmond?

also, clifford's getting an excellent export from delhi, capital markets.
be nice to him and he may share some of the grapevine.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous diabolical_anecdote said...

Havent run into bill at redmound, but i frequent the boys at starbucks..who are most of the time on a caffine high... I once tried asking them for tea, and got a frown back... i wonder what would they recruitment policy be..."we are a equal oppurtinuty employer and do not discriminate, race, color, creed, sexual orientation, cross dressing and disability. We respect affirmative action policies. we prefer coffee drinkers as comparared to limey british apeing tea drinkers who drink fricken tea with fricken cakes and crumpets..!. Clifford's getting a good capital markets export from india ehh, gee...wonder who it might be. Give me a clue...from Delhi or mumbai.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

njaan ninde vaayil thoorum

6:46 AM  
Anonymous diabolical anecdote said...

...Clue on Clifford imports pvt ltd delhi or clifford imports pvt ltd Mumbai anyone?.

c'mon people, be a sport

8:10 AM  
Blogger Smith said...

he he, so all that painstaking research i did, and my conclusions therefrom ('therefrom!!!!') were correct then...i am so smart.

2:56 AM  

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