Rival Firm Girl Lawyer
I asked some girl of Rival Firm why she was not happily-marrried yet so she said, "Oh I have become like Delhi office of your firm: it's easy to hire guys but tough to retain."
So then I took out my phone and pretended to check for client sms'es coz I felt so uncomfortable hearing such cheap sort of talk from a girl. I
also had to tell her I was not interested coz anygirl so frank means she is trying to show interes so I said, "Yeah these days I am so busy I have no time."
She is like, yeah and boasted of how she was busier. But I see her Orkut scraps at like 1 pm then 3:40 pm then 5 pm on working days.
When I was about to comment romatically about India Gate and its charms to show she was just a woman and sexualize the conversation, she said in sing-song voice: "But isn't it true most work is in Bombay office for you-guys, not in Delhi anymore?"
I just replied by flashing my iPod Nano (unfortunately that idiot website I bought from sent it in pink].
To make the victory more pronounced, some banker called [I had given him missed call slyly] about complex Objects of the Issue stuff you know, I said yeah-yeah and this-that, and that company has appraisals so you gotta put that in coz of DIP and what-not, and by the time we were under the crowder flyover, I had also said yaar 4-5 times to establish proximity with the banker.
But now I fear this Brijesh banker will get too over-friendly and pat me and all in drafting sessions and then say let's meet for drinks like just him and me what the fuck.
Anyway so I basically won.
So then I took out my phone and pretended to check for client sms'es coz I felt so uncomfortable hearing such cheap sort of talk from a girl. I
also had to tell her I was not interested coz anygirl so frank means she is trying to show interes so I said, "Yeah these days I am so busy I have no time."
She is like, yeah and boasted of how she was busier. But I see her Orkut scraps at like 1 pm then 3:40 pm then 5 pm on working days.
When I was about to comment romatically about India Gate and its charms to show she was just a woman and sexualize the conversation, she said in sing-song voice: "But isn't it true most work is in Bombay office for you-guys, not in Delhi anymore?"
I just replied by flashing my iPod Nano (unfortunately that idiot website I bought from sent it in pink].
To make the victory more pronounced, some banker called [I had given him missed call slyly] about complex Objects of the Issue stuff you know, I said yeah-yeah and this-that, and that company has appraisals so you gotta put that in coz of DIP and what-not, and by the time we were under the crowder flyover, I had also said yaar 4-5 times to establish proximity with the banker.
But now I fear this Brijesh banker will get too over-friendly and pat me and all in drafting sessions and then say let's meet for drinks like just him and me what the fuck.
Anyway so I basically won.
posted by Witchy Man at 1:36 AM
7 Comments:
will u marry me?
sure. are you male but?
depends. online or in person?
depends. online or in person?
online ofcourse since that is where we live.
like good bra-hmin boy i am too shy to meet in person hee hee.....
who lives online?
and are the brahmin boys in ur city actually so coy that they go hee hee?
neway. when's the next post?
:)
i head that the delhi office of that firm lost two partners....Wonder where the work is "ACTUALLY" going. I am sure it might be getting outsourced to some cheap NLS equalivant Chinese sweat-shop where lawyers eat eggroll, chopsuey and India's FIPB Manuals. MAy be even the Mulla on Companies act stir fryed with shitaake mushrooms and bamboshoots.....
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