A College-Boy

Some new boy from my law college has joined and he finds excuses to come and talk to me. I am quite uncomfortable with all-this so when he comes to me next I will tell him I have a girlfriend or something.
It's high time I found a girlfriend even if just for a few weeks. I am beginning to fear I will be seen as someone who can't find a girlfriend as opposed to doesn't have a girlfriend.
This is increasing my stress levels and I saw my comb had five extra hairs than usual in the morning. I am storing them in a turquoise blue box so when the time arrives I can weave them back. Atleast I am blessed with foresight.