Barely Legal

Just imagine some Marwari uncle from Dubai wants to list his porn company. So at kick-off meeting I was sent for, as usual over hot samosas (which were as usual stuffed in my mouth the moment a bitchy banker-woman in suit-boot asked a question on 2.2.1 v. 2.2.2 of DIP Guidelines)

Like always sipping machine-tea served in ceramic glasses as if it is so classy I impressed them with 2-3 hyper-technical points like comfort letters, stub period (sounds like womens' advertising come to think of it- fuck) and FEMA the usual bouquet of things you say to make the client fear you and think his future depends on you oh and not to forget Management Information Systems also I said and some other usual things. I usually save SEBI Standard Obs for later this much is enough in kick-off.

Anyway when I came back my boss was like what is all-this, you should have told them they cannot float IPOs We have not even accepted mandate/contract and you are attending kick-offs and what not just to do DD or what.

So I sent Agarwal Uncle a witty "porn sector is barely legal mail" to cover up for my going on kick-off meeting without even them signing up as clients.

Anyway now I am working so hard that I am recording the numbers of the consents down to the minutest detail and also name of approving officer(V. Prasad etc.) so just imagine how well I managed damage-control.