Club or something

Today I went to some cool dance bar called Elevate. Only there you don't have to throw notes to make them dance I mean if you look cool and think and if you have a work shirt with collar up and hair also up like you had one electric shock then you can just be the king man.
But it had a sad end coz after I observed all this and realized it was free then two-three girls were dancing on their own like they show in those cheap videos so I sort of inserted myself like a Mailmerge but they pushed me with their elbows dug so deep I had to scream.