Monday, August 28, 2006

SRK

Fuck I love Shahrukh Khan.

I want to see him once again in Kabhi Alvida again (why did they show that tattoo on his hand though in that soccer scene. It was identical to the Victoria tattoo on Beckam in both calligraphy and effect. Almost a copyright violation.)

Maybe I will ask some woman out for a date. PVR I will say, and research Kabhi Alvida timings and pretend I have meetings at every time except that so by chance it happens to be that movie.

That way I can justify to myself, that yeah OK I have to see this movie.

It's uncool to like SRK in urban India. But then why is he a superstar then if noone likes him? He's not a Bhojpuri actor, obviously a large section of collections are made in urban India. And noone HASN'T seen Kuch Kuch, and the rest. So either he isn't a superstar (which is factually incorrect) or the urban chicks are lying.
These girls, pretending to like some strange white Hollywood actors, they are the ones who in my eyes wear "Cool" chains around their besan-faired necks.

10 Comments:

Blogger orange egg said...

hmm, maybe you are a woman afterall.. men rarely know about the besan face packs.

10:31 AM  
Blogger The Happy Lawyer said...

I did a due diligence report on a soap company for an IPO.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh what a tangled web we weave.
give it up. re-embrace your womanhood and carry on with this blog. being a guy is not central to what you write. you've made far too many errors now, so just give up the farce and carry on.

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and moreover you are not an "Associate" anymore...maybe you will be in some time again!

12:11 AM  
Blogger Smith said...

hehe....good call Orange, although i am still convinced happy is a woman....i am also thinking there's a possibility that happy could be revelling in this speculation....at the same time issuing denials, revealing statements and a few disingenuous ones about 'periods with wings'...just to confuse everyone....maybe i'll also start a fictitious blog....where i pretend to be a woman...hmmm

12:26 AM  
Blogger Smith said...

hey anon, chill...it's happy's blog....for happy to do whatever he or she wants...s/he can pretend to be a martian for all you care....i don't think s/he is bound to take suggestions from someone who will not even reveal some form of identity!

12:28 AM  
Blogger Vijayalaxmi said...

Besan-faired..!!!! Awesome.

12:53 AM  
Blogger Sunscreen said...

I second Smith.

2:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon, you are a bitch. I support you Smoith and you Happy...be whatever makes you happy..dont listen to freaks

2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Smoith"??????

Learn to S.P.E.L.L

Anon 3

7:51 AM  

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