Hairstyle

Girl-Associate has changed her hairstyle again. She is so desperate about attracting my attention.
I told her why don't you dye your hair. She said watching everyone first, in a sing-song voice like she is hurt I am not flirting with her: Why don't you just die?
It wasn't funny and I said in my best posh accent "what have i done to deserve such aggression?"
Saw how clever I am? This is the second best thing to hint after bad-character to a girl: that she is aggressive.
After that she has been smiling so much at me I feel I am carrying a camera slung over my shoulder taking photos. Idiot.