Honeymoon

Watched Honeymoon Travels. Soon Sonu Nigam will be singing songs which fags sing for fags man.
They even showed legal counsel in the credits. I was praying it would not be my firm coz then I would feel like a loser not knowing what my own firm does. Or else I could pretend to be so high-end like a socialiate housewife who doesn't care what the servants are cooking in her own kitchen.
Some guy poked me in the movie hall and I started shouting then he said "side-dikh nahee raha hai" and I felt so dumb like Saira Banu fuckers, reaching for my floaters to hit him just coz he touched me in back of throat.