She-Boss

"E you es-stupid!" This new She-Boss said to a secretary. "Why did you dial the Super-Boss' number when I told you to dial for peeza? You wanted to ask him also or what?"
"Sorry madam, number got mixed," the secretary said, bending like a walking stick. "Very sorry."
If she DARES to es-stupid me, I steal her phones and send cheap sms messages to the same secretary. "Aaj bahot acche lag rahe ho: picture chalo ge?"