Orkut-girl humour

What sort of bad-quality humour is this? Some Orkut-girl sent it to me. I can either delete it, or ignore it or send a smiley.
The heading of the mail was "careers in pakistan"
Also she did not Bcc me, she cc'ed me. On the cc list, I also saw my boss. I don't know how the hell she knows him, maybe he is also on Orkut. I should check.

>>JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
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>>IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
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>>IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
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>>CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
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>>IAS - Iraq after Saddam
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>>M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
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>>GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
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>>TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
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>>GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
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>>MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
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>>MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

Pakoras.

The maid has made pakoras that feel like rubber or some sort of vulgar thing. I really need a wife. now, all-this is getting too much.

Blank Call

I wish you a marry chirstmas
I WISH you a marry christmas
I WIIISH you a marry chistmAS

AND A marry New Years

Some guy's voice keeps calling me on the mobile and singing this. And there is background music also, must be with jootha spoons of dhaaba chicken. Fucker. Can't believe I am getting blank calls from guys like a sixteen year old girl in a small town.

Comments

Some commenter fantasizes about transgendered anthromorhpic animals.
He wrote a comment that says "you are quite a prized bitch, i must say" on the post Cubicle Art.
I am actually typing this comment. I could have rejected it-if I publish comments or not is not in my control.

Sometimes I get date-proposals on the comment section with a PS [Pleeeease don't publish this]
So I am giving out an email ID you can send such flirtations to: bshareen@gmail.com Don't worry unlike most other men I don't have a crush on my Mummie. Shareen is, oh never mind, it's just an id so if you want to hit on me in a respectable guise (it's too unromatic if a woman proposes outright-I don't like such forwardness) and in correct grammar, then write me here. Attach a picture. Yours not your neighbor-Aunty's.

Hair

Almost-New Associate has got a new hairstyle. It is so spiky that I fear if I even touch it my palms will start bleeding. It is a different matter that I don't need to stroke his hair even though he strokes mine sometimes. That's why I stopped putting too much gel, coz he started complaining that his hands were getting wet.

Intern application

Someone sent me an intern application. I felt so powerful I went to the mall and bought myself a foreign watch.
This is just the beginning of the saga of my power. Soon, people will be sending me requests to get FDI proposals cleared, and I will eventually win the elections by a backdoor entry via Rajya Sabha.
For getting into Rajya Sabha, I am polishing my English.

Foriegn law firms

Some Indian lawyers think they are superior because they are immigrants in some white country earning in dollars and helping those law firms talk of diversity.
Imagine Microsoft talking of diversity. Choots.
Anyway, good for them.
I would rather my McDonalds serves paneer and says fuck off to beef.
Who wants to be a minority poster boy at some firang law firm anyway.

german

i have fallen in love with one girl.
but she has a false european accent because she went to germany for a vacation with her brother and sister-in-law.
i don't know what to do, but it makes me feel so inferior.
i have also been to germany but only on some work. some marwari pickle company was buying technology from the german firm.
maybe i can say awf widersen (after checking google on spelling) or something to impress her when i sign off an email instead of ciao.