Saturday, June 30, 2007

Bad at maths

Some girl has started showing too much interest in me. But I know her brother thinks I became lawyer coz I was bad at maths.

And her scrap book is too active. Some Roderigo Antonio type leaves a scrap then I went to his scrap coz his photo was nice and there I caught this girl RETURNING their scraps with words like LOL and :-)DDD and what not.

Anyway I told her if I wanted to study maths I could have but I wanted to do something more aggressive than just chewing numbers. She does not know that I have only a desk-job and I know MS Word so well it is almost shameful like Rosie the typist only my nails are not red only manicured a bit that too from posh GK salon with foreign barber.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Barely Legal

Just imagine some Marwari uncle from Dubai wants to list his porn company. So at kick-off meeting I was sent for, as usual over hot samosas (which were as usual stuffed in my mouth the moment a bitchy banker-woman in suit-boot asked a question on 2.2.1 v. 2.2.2 of DIP Guidelines)

Like always sipping machine-tea served in ceramic glasses as if it is so classy I impressed them with 2-3 hyper-technical points like comfort letters, stub period (sounds like womens' advertising come to think of it- fuck) and FEMA the usual bouquet of things you say to make the client fear you and think his future depends on you oh and not to forget Management Information Systems also I said and some other usual things. I usually save SEBI Standard Obs for later this much is enough in kick-off.

Anyway when I came back my boss was like what is all-this, you should have told them they cannot float IPOs We have not even accepted mandate/contract and you are attending kick-offs and what not just to do DD or what.

So I sent Agarwal Uncle a witty "porn sector is barely legal mail" to cover up for my going on kick-off meeting without even them signing up as clients.

Anyway now I am working so hard that I am recording the numbers of the consents down to the minutest detail and also name of approving officer(V. Prasad etc.) so just imagine how well I managed damage-control.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007


A partner of the other team has been promoted to a librarian. That way he will be busier than he was- atleast he will be more useful.
Apparently he is stamping books with his teeth to save money for ink. That is his latest trick to butter.
Now if you see the library stuff with homo-porn don't blame the firm.

Monday, June 04, 2007

He is off

I have got to know that the bugger who sits in the opposite cubicles (the Same Level Associate with sweaty palms-don't ask me how I know re palms OK) well he is off to do some LLM in UK
When he will publicly declare I dont know but it is too much just watching him call friends for dorm rates what courses to choose and what not.
If he tells in advance atleast firm can hire someone to substitute him why give them a shock or actually pleasant surprise in his case hee hee hee.
I don't talk to him at all coz he knows I dislike him and it is odd when I go for smoke and see only him there coz then I have to arrange myself in a spot where it is not too close so I am forced to talk about cricket and bonuses and all or not too far as if I am shy from him. Best is to look very in-your-own-world that way he will not expect any sort of socializing from me. Anyway he has sweaty palms it is too much at times but then there is only so much you can blog about.