Monday, January 28, 2008

Drafting session

Some girl came to meeting wearing such a short skirt that it became difficult not to giggle with the boys, nudge them and when she turned to her left, then wink at the oil-slicked hair Borivalli Boy sitting next to her and texting furiously on his N95.

After she made 5-6 class-participation points at the drafting session, cleverly touching on points only she would know and I was too busy working on some other deal on the laptop at the meeting, and not as if bankers or opposite counsel would be aware of those esoteric points as bankers are just bankers and opposite counsel, well, he was an intern posing as senior associate (i.e. not taking down notes with a passion) such as forex law amendments and some other "recent amendments". Now this "recent amendment" even I know is a googly- even if you read an amendment a month ago you can never be sure coz maybe the reference is to some amendment that came yesterday when you were too busy to read the paper and only got time to read matrimonial (that too those in bold and yellowed) and astrological signs of myself, my latest crush (bough my iPod last April so it is Aries heehee) and my Mom ofcourse.

Anyway turns out this girl in a short skirt was quite knowledgeable (coz I had done same issue in a prior deal, so I know the issue, pre-IPO placement stuff, so I was passively listening and Orkutting also).

Bye. Let me end abruptly and mess with your mind.

Drafting session

Some girl came to meeting wearing such a short skirt that it became difficult not to giggle with the boys, nudge them and when she turned to her left, then wink at the oil-slicked hair Borivalli Boy sitting next to her and texting furiously on his N95.

After she made 5-6 class-participation points at the drafting session, cleverly touching on points only she would know and I was too busy working on some other deal on the laptop at the meeting, and not as if bankers or opposite counsel would be aware of those esoteric points as bankers are just bankers and opposite counsel, well, he was an intern posing as senior associate (i.e. not taking down notes with a passion) such as forex law amendments and some other "recent amendments". Now this "recent amendment" even I know is a googly- even if you read an amendment a month ago you can never be sure coz maybe the reference is to some amendment that came yesterday when you were too busy to read the paper and only got time to read matrimonial (that too those in bold and yellowed) and astrological signs of myself, my latest crush (bough my iPod last April so it is Aries heehee) and my Mom ofcourse.

Anyway turns out this girl in a short skirt was quite knowledgeable (coz I had done same issue in a prior deal, so I know the issue, pre-IPO placement stuff, so I was passively listening and Orkutting also).

Bye. Let me end abruptly and mess with your mind.

Friday, January 04, 2008

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One Girl-Associate who is too attractive to be taken seriously has sent some mark-ups on my document.
So I could either act hostile or flirtatious. These are the only two social choices capital markets presents you with. B-B is a little complex (I mean boy to boy) but boils down to same thing only with dude and some shoulder-squeezing maybe even a back-rub depending on hair style of boy in question.

So I could either act hostile or flirtatious. So I just mailed back OK, thanks dear with a smiley. Too bad for me it went reply-all to everyone, including the auditor (same one who leaves me Orkut scraps about comfort letters). So last thing I wanted to do was mail recall coz then everyone will keep all their SEBI filings aside and read THAT mail only.

She just now replied "wtf" but only marked to me and also to some Orkut-girl who I scrap a lot. What a malicious Girl-Associate. Anyway, she has just joined the hallowed portals of the billboard which screams "The Girls Who Stalked Me Once While I Was Young and Often Doing DD"